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Dedicado a mis amigos Juan Sorolla y Helio Valdearcos:

Nuestra querida wikipedia, fuente popular de conocimiento, juez inapelable de millones de apuestas, bote salvavidas de la profesión periodística, no es perfecta. Las fisuras pueden apreciarse, y sino comprobad la entrada dedicada al ex jugador y actual comentarista de la Cadena Ser Hipólito Rincón.

Tras el habitual apartado dedicado a glosar la carrera deportiva de Poli, hallamos un segundo epígrafe denominado “Cultura sin límites”:

Destaca por su facilidad de palabra y su lenguaje extremadamente relamido y erudito, abusando de tecnicismos y palabras pertenecientes a un registro culto. Famosas son sus contínuas referencias a obras literarias demostrando un conocimiento exquisito de todo lo relacionado con la cultura. Es por esto por lo que se le conoce como Poli “Cervantes” Rincón. Se dice que sacó la carrera de periodismo sin ir a clase y en tan sólo 2 años, mientras compaginaba estos estudios con Ingeniería de Telecomunicación (la cual también sacó a curso por año, de hecho es el co-inventor de la novedosa tecnología de Voz sobre IP). Últimamente además de sus siempre didácticas apariciones en la radio, está pasando mucho tiempo en el laboratorio investigando.

Por supuesto, no podía faltar una referencia a su mundialmente conocido “totalmente de acuerdo”, que es reseñado dentro del capítulo “Habilidades sobrehumanas”:

Gracias a su verbo fácil y elegante es capaz, sin apenas esfuerzo, de estar de acuerdo con hasta 14 personas a la vez por muy dispares que sean sus opiniones. Este recurso sintáctico es conocido como el “policarpio”.

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